quantum spiritual gurus and cats
The new age quantum guru from India
Has his spiritual blog site here in USA.
He preaches nonsense of souls interacting
with other souls through soul fields -
the consciousness soup of man and God.
One of his faithful stupid but lovely devotees
Extends further his theories of absurdities,
Connecting souls of cats with human souls
Through his senseless spiritual soul fields.
So she sends a reiki to the ailing cat of
Her friend suffering from an abscess in the right jaw
And running “a high fever on the right side of the face”:
“Get well cat, get well soon, we love you cat, get well.”
And lo! as soon the as the reiki is sent
The cat receives it with the speed of light.
The cat’s fever is gone, the abscess is healed.
She eats bowls of cat chow-mien in a jiffy
And goes up on the roof of the house
For some fun in the heat of the sun
With a huge horny tomcat on the run.
Who says gurus and cats are no fun!
Has his spiritual blog site here in USA.
He preaches nonsense of souls interacting
with other souls through soul fields -
the consciousness soup of man and God.
One of his faithful stupid but lovely devotees
Extends further his theories of absurdities,
Connecting souls of cats with human souls
Through his senseless spiritual soul fields.
So she sends a reiki to the ailing cat of
Her friend suffering from an abscess in the right jaw
And running “a high fever on the right side of the face”:
“Get well cat, get well soon, we love you cat, get well.”
And lo! as soon the as the reiki is sent
The cat receives it with the speed of light.
The cat’s fever is gone, the abscess is healed.
She eats bowls of cat chow-mien in a jiffy
And goes up on the roof of the house
For some fun in the heat of the sun
With a huge horny tomcat on the run.
Who says gurus and cats are no fun!
posted by Ravi Kopra at 8:39 AM
2 Comments:
it was the left side
also, she's blind and not allowed out, and it was nighttime. poetic license is respected, but would like to clarify for others. she now has spring in her step. she has not relapsed. she doesn't like chow mein -- human, or kittie (which doesn't exist). she likes turkey and salmon, and, strangely, bread -- this last from days when she was a lost, injured feral kitten, and a parking guard would feed her part of his lunch sandwich each day.
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