Who is God?

God is omnipotent
yet he can do nothing
can’t stop the Darfur genocide
can’t stop the war in Iraq

God is omniscient
yet he knows nothing
science knows how the world works
science knows why man wants God

God is omnipresent
yet he is nowhere
out of nowhere he comes
into nowhere he goes

God is timeless
yes, he’s stupid
he cannot read
the time clock.